quinta-feira, 15 de Fevereiro de 2007
Tratado Toponímico
(Necronomicon ex mortis)
AA
A Ver-o-Mar – Watching the Sea
Abrantes – Slowbefore
Aguiar da Beira – Eagling of The Edge
Albergaria-a-Velha – I Would Give Shelter to the Old Lady
Alcabideche – The Fit Goesh Down
Aldeia de Irmãos – Village of Brothers
Alenquer – Beyond Wants
Alfândega da Fé – Faith’s Customs Office
Alhos Vedros – Old Garlics
Alijó – There-Job
Almada - Souled
Alter do Chão – Floor’s Weight
Alvaiázere – The Go Bad Lucke
Amadora – Amateur
Amarante – Lovebefor
Amares – If You Love
Ansião – Elder
Arca – Ark
Arcos de Valdevez – At Once Valley’s Arches
Armamar – Air Suck
Atouguia da Baleia – Whale’s The I’m Guide
Azeitão – Big Olive Oil
BB
Baião – Big Bay
Barra Cheia – Full Bar
Barreiro – Clayer
Batalha – Battle
Beja – Kess
Bombarral - Bombardment
Braga – Underpanties
Bragança – Underpanties Galore
Brejos da Moita – Whereabouts of Bush
Brejos de Azeitão – Whereabouts of Big Olive Oil
Buraca – Female Hole
CC
Cadaval – Each Valley
Caldas da Rainha – Queen’s Soups
Caldas de Vizela – Seezher Soups
Camara de Lobos – Chamber Of Wolves
Caminha – Walk!
Canas de Senhorim – Little Mister’s Canes
Carne Assada – Roast Meat
Caramulo – Face Male Mule
Carrazeda de Ansiães – Elders’ Car Sours
Carregado – Loaded
Cartaxo – Letter Find
Carvalhal – Oaks A-Plenty
Cascais – Casfall
Castanheira de Pêra – Pear Chestnut Tree
Castelo de Bode – Goat’s Castle
Castelo Melhor – Better Castle
Castro D’Aire – Air Castle
Cercal – Hedgel
Chamusca – Chars
Chaves – Keys
Coina – Cuint
Colares – Necklaces
Comporta – Withdoor
Costa Nova – New Coast
Cruz de Pau – Wooden Cross
Cruz Quebrada – Broken Cross
Cu de Judas – Judas’ Arse
Cuba – She-Cube
DD
Dafundo – Give Deep
Damaia – From Maya
Dão – They Give
EE
Elvas – Female Elves
Entroncamento – Crossroads
Espinho – Thorn
Estremoz – Extreme Ounces
Évora – ‘Evours
FF
Fafe – A Faith
Faralhão – Big Garlic Scent
Faro – Scent
Ferreira do Alentejo – Beyond Cya Lateer’s Blacksmith
Figueiró dos Vinhos – Fig-Tree-Oh Of The Wines
Fogueteiro - Rocketeer
Fornalhas Novas – New Furnaces
Foros da Fonte de Pau – Wooden Fountain’s Agora
Foros de Amora – Blackberry’s Agora
Freixo-de-Espada-à-Cinta – Ashtree with a sword in the belt
Furadouro – Puncture House
GG
Golegã – Forced Labour Camp What?
Gouveia – Govein
Grândola – Big Hello
Guarda – Keeps
HH
Horta - Garden
II
Ílhavo – I Go Island
JJ
Juncal – Reed Place Thingy
Junceira - Jointy
LL
Lagos – Lakes
Lavradio – Ready-To-Plough
Leiria – Law-Laughed
Lima – Lime
Lisboa – Good Lis
Loures – Blondos
MM
Mação – Big Mace
Macedo de Cavaleiros – Knights’ Earlier
Malveira – Evilv Plains
Marinha Grande – Big Navy
Massamá – Bad Dough
Mêda – Shite
Melgaço – Steel Mosquito
Mesão Frio – Cold Big Table
Milharadas – Cornarables
Mira – Watch
Miranda do Douro – Seewalk of the Golden
Moimenta da Beira – Grindmint of The Edge
Moita – Bush
Monção – Monsoon
Moncorvo – Mycrow
Montalegre –Mountgay
Monte Redondo – Round Mount
Montemor-o-Novo – Chiefmount the New
Montijo – Mount’iss
Montoito – Mounteight
Moura – Moorish
Muge – Moo
Murça – Witheers
NN
Nave Redonda – Round Ship
Nelas – Female Pansies
OO
Odemira - O of See/Watch
Odivelas – O of Candles
Olhão – Big Eye
Oliveira de Azeméis – Olive Tree of Sour Honeys
Oliveira de Frades – Olive Tree of Friars
Oliveira do Bairro – Hood’s Olive Tree
Oliveira do Hospital – Olive Tree Of The Hospital
Ourém – Gold’em
Ovar – Egging
PP
Paialvo – White Father
Palmela – Palmher
Paredes de Coura – Leather Walls
Pegões – Big Male Whores
Penafiel – Faithfulfeather
Penaguião – Featherscript
Penamacor – Feather-me-Colour
Penedono – Cliffinthe
Peso da Régua – Ruler’s Weight
Pinhal Novo – New Pinewood
Piódão – Chirpgive
Pisões – Big Stepons
Poceirão – Big Puddle
Pombal – Pigeon House
Ponta Delgada – Thin Tip
Ponte de Lima – Lime Bridge
Ponte de Sôr – Bridge of Mistah
Portalegre – Gayport
Portimão – Portandhand
Porto – Port
Porto Alto – High Port
Porto Covo – Depression Port
Póvoa de Santa Iria – Little Population Of Saint I’d Go
Póvoa de Santo Adrião - Little Population Of Saint Big-Adrian
Praia de Mira – Watches Beach
QQ
Quarteira – Wednesdayer
Queluz – Such Light (!)
RR
Redondo - Round
Ribeira de Pena – Feather’s Creek
Ribeira Grande – Big Creek
Rio Maior – Biggest River
SS
S. Pedro de Moel – St. Peter of Hoeney
S. Pedro do Sul – St. Peter of the South
Sabrosa – Female Tasty
Sacavém – Drawcome
Salvaterra de Magos – Safeland of Mages [embora ‘Save The Earth of Mages’ ficasse bastante bem]
Santarém – Holy Harem
Santiago do Cacém – Holy James of Here a Hundred
São Bento – Holy Blessed
São João da Madeira – Holy John of Wood
São João da Pesqueira – Holy John of the Fish-a-Lot
Sarilhos Grandes – Big Trouble
Sarilhos Pequenos – Small Trouble
Sátão – Satan
Serpa – Beingshovel
Setúbal – If You
Sever do Vouga – See Oneself of the I Goga
Sines – Yagnes
Sintra – Seenter
TT
Tábua - Plank
Tabuaço – Planksteel
Tavira – Isturn
Tocha – Torch
Tomar – Take
Torrão – Big Crumb
Torres Vedras – Old Towers
Trancoso – Lockish
Trofa - Troffle
Tróia – Troy
UU
VV
Vale de Cambra – Cramp Valley
Valongo – Golong
Venda do Alcaide – Sheriff’s Sale
Vendas Novas – New Sales
Viana do Castelo – I Saw Ana Of The Castle
Vieira do Minho – Saw Plain of Migne
Vila de Rei – King’s Village
Vila Flôr – Flower Village
Vila Franca de Xira – Frank Village of Shee-ra
Vila Nogueira de Azeitão – Nut Tree Village of Big Olive Oil
Vila Nova da Barquinha – New Village Of The Little Female Boat
Vila Nova de Famalicão – New Village of Famelidog
Vila Nova de Gaia – New Village of Gaya
Vila Nova de Poiares – New Village of If You Turd
Vila Pouca de Aguiar – Few Village of Eagling
Vila Praia de Âncora – Anchor’s Beach Village
Vila Real – Royal Village
Vila Velha de Ródão – Big Wheel’s Old Village
Vila Verde – Green Village
Vimioso – I’ve Seen Meowish
Viseu – Sees I
XX
ZZ
Apêndice A/Appendix A – Bacia Hidrográfica/Hydrographic Bay
Rio Tejo – Cya Lateer River
Rio Douro – Golden River
Rio Guadiana – Anna’s (W) Ater River
Rio Sado – Sadist River
Rio Lima – Lime River
Rio Ave – Bird River
Rio Minho – Migne River
AA
A Ver-o-Mar – Watching the Sea
Abrantes – Slowbefore
Aguiar da Beira – Eagling of The Edge
Albergaria-a-Velha – I Would Give Shelter to the Old Lady
Alcabideche – The Fit Goesh Down
Aldeia de Irmãos – Village of Brothers
Alenquer – Beyond Wants
Alfândega da Fé – Faith’s Customs Office
Alhos Vedros – Old Garlics
Alijó – There-Job
Almada - Souled
Alter do Chão – Floor’s Weight
Alvaiázere – The Go Bad Lucke
Amadora – Amateur
Amarante – Lovebefor
Amares – If You Love
Ansião – Elder
Arca – Ark
Arcos de Valdevez – At Once Valley’s Arches
Armamar – Air Suck
Atouguia da Baleia – Whale’s The I’m Guide
Azeitão – Big Olive Oil
BB
Baião – Big Bay
Barra Cheia – Full Bar
Barreiro – Clayer
Batalha – Battle
Beja – Kess
Bombarral - Bombardment
Braga – Underpanties
Bragança – Underpanties Galore
Brejos da Moita – Whereabouts of Bush
Brejos de Azeitão – Whereabouts of Big Olive Oil
Buraca – Female Hole
CC
Cadaval – Each Valley
Caldas da Rainha – Queen’s Soups
Caldas de Vizela – Seezher Soups
Camara de Lobos – Chamber Of Wolves
Caminha – Walk!
Canas de Senhorim – Little Mister’s Canes
Carne Assada – Roast Meat
Caramulo – Face Male Mule
Carrazeda de Ansiães – Elders’ Car Sours
Carregado – Loaded
Cartaxo – Letter Find
Carvalhal – Oaks A-Plenty
Cascais – Casfall
Castanheira de Pêra – Pear Chestnut Tree
Castelo de Bode – Goat’s Castle
Castelo Melhor – Better Castle
Castro D’Aire – Air Castle
Cercal – Hedgel
Chamusca – Chars
Chaves – Keys
Coina – Cuint
Colares – Necklaces
Comporta – Withdoor
Costa Nova – New Coast
Cruz de Pau – Wooden Cross
Cruz Quebrada – Broken Cross
Cu de Judas – Judas’ Arse
Cuba – She-Cube
DD
Dafundo – Give Deep
Damaia – From Maya
Dão – They Give
EE
Elvas – Female Elves
Entroncamento – Crossroads
Espinho – Thorn
Estremoz – Extreme Ounces
Évora – ‘Evours
FF
Fafe – A Faith
Faralhão – Big Garlic Scent
Faro – Scent
Ferreira do Alentejo – Beyond Cya Lateer’s Blacksmith
Figueiró dos Vinhos – Fig-Tree-Oh Of The Wines
Fogueteiro - Rocketeer
Fornalhas Novas – New Furnaces
Foros da Fonte de Pau – Wooden Fountain’s Agora
Foros de Amora – Blackberry’s Agora
Freixo-de-Espada-à-Cinta – Ashtree with a sword in the belt
Furadouro – Puncture House
GG
Golegã – Forced Labour Camp What?
Gouveia – Govein
Grândola – Big Hello
Guarda – Keeps
HH
Horta - Garden
II
Ílhavo – I Go Island
JJ
Juncal – Reed Place Thingy
Junceira - Jointy
LL
Lagos – Lakes
Lavradio – Ready-To-Plough
Leiria – Law-Laughed
Lima – Lime
Lisboa – Good Lis
Loures – Blondos
MM
Mação – Big Mace
Macedo de Cavaleiros – Knights’ Earlier
Malveira – Evilv Plains
Marinha Grande – Big Navy
Massamá – Bad Dough
Mêda – Shite
Melgaço – Steel Mosquito
Mesão Frio – Cold Big Table
Milharadas – Cornarables
Mira – Watch
Miranda do Douro – Seewalk of the Golden
Moimenta da Beira – Grindmint of The Edge
Moita – Bush
Monção – Monsoon
Moncorvo – Mycrow
Montalegre –Mountgay
Monte Redondo – Round Mount
Montemor-o-Novo – Chiefmount the New
Montijo – Mount’iss
Montoito – Mounteight
Moura – Moorish
Muge – Moo
Murça – Witheers
NN
Nave Redonda – Round Ship
Nelas – Female Pansies
OO
Odemira - O of See/Watch
Odivelas – O of Candles
Olhão – Big Eye
Oliveira de Azeméis – Olive Tree of Sour Honeys
Oliveira de Frades – Olive Tree of Friars
Oliveira do Bairro – Hood’s Olive Tree
Oliveira do Hospital – Olive Tree Of The Hospital
Ourém – Gold’em
Ovar – Egging
PP
Paialvo – White Father
Palmela – Palmher
Paredes de Coura – Leather Walls
Pegões – Big Male Whores
Penafiel – Faithfulfeather
Penaguião – Featherscript
Penamacor – Feather-me-Colour
Penedono – Cliffinthe
Peso da Régua – Ruler’s Weight
Pinhal Novo – New Pinewood
Piódão – Chirpgive
Pisões – Big Stepons
Poceirão – Big Puddle
Pombal – Pigeon House
Ponta Delgada – Thin Tip
Ponte de Lima – Lime Bridge
Ponte de Sôr – Bridge of Mistah
Portalegre – Gayport
Portimão – Portandhand
Porto – Port
Porto Alto – High Port
Porto Covo – Depression Port
Póvoa de Santa Iria – Little Population Of Saint I’d Go
Póvoa de Santo Adrião - Little Population Of Saint Big-Adrian
Praia de Mira – Watches Beach
Quarteira – Wednesdayer
Queluz – Such Light (!)
RR
Redondo - Round
Ribeira de Pena – Feather’s Creek
Ribeira Grande – Big Creek
Rio Maior – Biggest River
SS
S. Pedro de Moel – St. Peter of Hoeney
S. Pedro do Sul – St. Peter of the South
Sabrosa – Female Tasty
Sacavém – Drawcome
Salvaterra de Magos – Safeland of Mages [embora ‘Save The Earth of Mages’ ficasse bastante bem]
Santarém – Holy Harem
Santiago do Cacém – Holy James of Here a Hundred
São Bento – Holy Blessed
São João da Madeira – Holy John of Wood
São João da Pesqueira – Holy John of the Fish-a-Lot
Sarilhos Grandes – Big Trouble
Sarilhos Pequenos – Small Trouble
Sátão – Satan
Serpa – Beingshovel
Setúbal – If You
Sever do Vouga – See Oneself of the I Goga
Sines – Yagnes
Sintra – Seenter
TT
Tábua - Plank
Tabuaço – Planksteel
Tavira – Isturn
Tocha – Torch
Tomar – Take
Torrão – Big Crumb
Torres Vedras – Old Towers
Trancoso – Lockish
Trofa - Troffle
Tróia – Troy
UU
VV
Vale de Cambra – Cramp Valley
Valongo – Golong
Venda do Alcaide – Sheriff’s Sale
Vendas Novas – New Sales
Viana do Castelo – I Saw Ana Of The Castle
Vieira do Minho – Saw Plain of Migne
Vila de Rei – King’s Village
Vila Flôr – Flower Village
Vila Franca de Xira – Frank Village of Shee-ra
Vila Nogueira de Azeitão – Nut Tree Village of Big Olive Oil
Vila Nova da Barquinha – New Village Of The Little Female Boat
Vila Nova de Famalicão – New Village of Famelidog
Vila Nova de Gaia – New Village of Gaya
Vila Nova de Poiares – New Village of If You Turd
Vila Pouca de Aguiar – Few Village of Eagling
Vila Praia de Âncora – Anchor’s Beach Village
Vila Real – Royal Village
Vila Velha de Ródão – Big Wheel’s Old Village
Vila Verde – Green Village
Vimioso – I’ve Seen Meowish
Viseu – Sees I
XX
ZZ
Apêndice A/Appendix A – Bacia Hidrográfica/Hydrographic Bay
Rio Tejo – Cya Lateer River
Rio Douro – Golden River
Rio Guadiana – Anna’s (W) Ater River
Rio Sado – Sadist River
Rio Lima – Lime River
Rio Ave – Bird River
Rio Minho – Migne River
